On the way to the Big E!
UK POLICE OFFICIAL BULLETIN:
TIME: 18:58
DATE: 08.02.2006
SUSPECT DISC: 1 Male, 3 ft tall, Wearing small Green Hat and carrying a small blue ironing board.
1 Female, Normal height, Dressed as Yellow distress beacon.
NOTICE READS:
Attention all police forces tracking the fugitives known as "The Crazy Cunnucks".
Suspects last seen heading north on the 12:02 First GreatWestern train to London Padington. Intelligence indicates the fugitives are heading towards Edinburgh in order to steal highland Cattle.
WARNING: Suspects are hungry, and may deploy Bad Puns in order to evade capture.
TIME: 18:58
DATE: 08.02.2006
SUSPECT DISC: 1 Male, 3 ft tall, Wearing small Green Hat and carrying a small blue ironing board.
1 Female, Normal height, Dressed as Yellow distress beacon.
NOTICE READS:
Attention all police forces tracking the fugitives known as "The Crazy Cunnucks".
Suspects last seen heading north on the 12:02 First GreatWestern train to London Padington. Intelligence indicates the fugitives are heading towards Edinburgh in order to steal highland Cattle.
WARNING: Suspects are hungry, and may deploy Bad Puns in order to evade capture.
posted by thelastspot at
6:59 PM
1 Comments:
The cats forgive you and say they wish they were there and you were here.
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Anonymous, at February 14, 2006 7:29 AM
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